Monthly Archives: May 2010

Spill Baby Spill

May 9, 2010 – 12:10 am

“Drill Drill Drill.” was the GOP mantra from Sarah Palin during the 2008 presidential campaign. America was hungry for gas. The price at the pump that summer was almost $4. THe Hummer died within two years. Even Chinese money couldn’t save the symbol of American over-spending, however the US government realized the importance of self-sufficiency […]

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The Frenzy of the Freaked

May 8, 2010 – 6:10 pm

I stand corrected. The lead suspect for the attempted Times Square was not a member of the Mohawk County Tea Party society, but a naturalized American from Pakistan. The Jihad Live from New York has tourists and native New Yorkers nervous about the next assault on the Big Apple. This afternoon the NYPD cleared Times […]

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Kit Kat Club – West Palm Beach

May 5, 2010 – 10:07 am

West Palm Beach. An overweight stripped at the Kit-Kat Club asked if I wanted a lap dancer. I apologized to the 300 pound naked brunette from the swamps that my chiropracter had advised me to avoid any strenuous activities. I bought her a beer. She was sweet as 200 pies and by far the prettiest […]

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Phillie Taser Tag

May 4, 2010 – 1:28 pm

The baseball movie FEVER PITCH reaches its climax with the heroine Drew Barrymore running across the field at Fenway Park to tell her Red Sox-obessed boyfriend that he should sell his season tickets. If she had attempted the same stunt in Phillie Stadium, her character might have suffered a worst fate than being hauled off […]

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GW Bush Rebound

May 4, 2010 – 12:42 pm

GW Bush has been out of office for over a year. We are still at war in Afghanistan, Iraq, and Pakistan as well as several other mideastern countries. His ‘sound economy’ resulted in staggering federal deficits and this tax cut for the rich produced a chasmic gap of wealth between the classes. The environment suffered […]

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