Monthly Archives: May 2010

The Tiger Penis Restaurant / Deleted

Nothing on the interet is sacred. No ideas are original. That be said I received a note from a reader warning me to not use copied material I only added this article wth a compliment to teakwoo.com for having published it. Sorry to have lit the hair up their ass on fire. The Chinese have […]

Frank Sinatra Speaks the Truth

While on a tour in 1974 which included Australia, Sinatra became enraged by his treatment by members of the Australian press. After a brief scuffle at the airport, he appeared on stage and delivered a hateful tirade against the press, calling them “bums and parasites,” and calling the female reporters “buck-and-a-half hookers.” In retaliation, the […]

Sad Sarah

MArriage into The British royal family should be the most joyous moment in a life. Sadly the brides of this generation have been doomed by an unspoken curse. Lady Diana divorced Prince Charles and died in a horrible car crash in Paris. Sarah Ferguson was two heartbeats from the throne as queen, but threw off […]

TOUGH GUY by A L Harlow

I met Big Al in 2002 at Diamond A Go Go. An ex-air force tech said his friend was writing a book. Having written four unpublished novels I subscribe to the old Woody Allen adage. “Everyone has a book in them. Best everyone keep it in them too.” But I also agreed help his fiend, […]

Mad Dogs and Englishmen in Riot Gear

Many of my friends considered my flying to Thailand an act of a madman. I explained that Fenway and Mam lived far south of Bangkok and I wouldn’t be going to the capitol until the next week, if calm had been restored by the military. US and UK embassy warned their nationals to avoid Bangkok. […]