Monthly Archives: April 2010

Ha Ha Stalin

A Russian citizen is trying to protest against the communist regime, therefore he throws leaflets, papers around on the Red Square in Moscow. KGB agents arrest him and question him, then they observe that there was nothing on the papers, they were all plain white. The KGB agents ask him why the papers are white, […]

Whitey All Da Same

I went down to Minnie’s every Thursday evening to play some cards and drink a little. I fell asleep early and when I woke up around two A.M. I saw four white women and three dudes—two blacks and one white. I saw guns spread out all over the floor, an’ I asked them why they […]

Bad Hair Day

No one ever looks their best during the process of arrest. Stress and guilt combine with the facade of failed flight. Police rarely offer a comb or brush at the booking photo session and last week the newspapers published the pictures of eight Michigan men and women suspected in plotting the assassinations of federal legislators […]

0-for Ortiz

The Boston Red Sox’s perfect season ended last night with a defeat by the hated New York Yankees. I was sitting in Frank’s Bar. Neutral territory since most of the clientele are Mets fans. Larry, the ex-Basketball phenom, was rooting for my team. He hated the Yankees. Dave Ortiz came up to the plate late […]