The Big Buster sent this letter.

WOULDN’T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN, GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

“My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in
Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed
there.

The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world’s nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.

THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER IT WILL GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France. In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.

On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China.

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France , Germany, and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bonne chance, mezamies.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don’t care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2 its president and his entire corrupt government really need
an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put ’em? Yep, border security.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty – starting now.
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we’ll be drilling for oil in Alaska
which will take care of this country’s oil needs for decades to come. If you’re an
environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick
a country and move there.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.. Some will
accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, ‘darn tootin.’

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America It is time to eliminate homelessness in America .

To the nations on List 1,a final thought?:
Thank you guys. We owe you and we won’t forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought:
You might want to learn to speak Arabic.

God bless America .. Thank you and good night.”

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
English, thank a soldier.

MY REPLY

John,

I agree with withdrawing from Iraq and Afghanistan, although I thought ‘mission accomplished, dated back to 2002.

As for foreign aid cuts paying for the war foreign aid per annum amounts to 22 billion in 2006. The wars cost $50 billion per month plus supplements. The writer of this letter might want to go back and visit his math teacher with a Glock because he can’t do his pluses and minuses for shit.

If we cut off the biggest beggar nation ie Israel’s 2 billion/year, it would take 500 years to pay off the trillion dollars in military spending. The valiant dead can never come back. Not even the 141 Canadian soldiers who have given their lives in Afghanistan.

The biggest leach on America are our own the manufacturers. They make sure the wars continue no end.

“Beware of the military industrial complex.” Dwight E Eisenhower

As for hunting down terrorists.

It’s 2010, where the fuck is OBL?

Probably in Palm Beach fucking cougars with Tiger Woods.

I agree with saying ‘adios motherfuckers to NATO and Korea and Japan.

See yah.

As for Mexico if the 160,000 combat-hardened troops can’t keep terrorists out of Iraq, how can we expect them to stop the beaners. Zombie dogs from Haiti.

I’m also in favor of spending our money here. I went through the Midwest this last spring. The cities looked like someone had dropped a neutron bomb on them, but I would spend another penny on Urban Renewal. Those cities that are fucked will remained fucked until we start producing something other than fat people in America.

I was in Boston harbor last month. Not single tanker, container ship or fishing boat on the water front.

Bring back the jobs. That’s how you create them.

The Future begins with change not more of the same shit.

Oh yeah and legalize drugs too.

All of them.

5000 died of narcotic ODs last year. 100,000 from pharmaceuticals and another 600,000
from tobacco. I don’t see anyone breaking down the doors of JR Reynolds or Merck.

Freedom only comes when you know your oppressors and believe me they know who you are.

PNS