Monthly Archives: January 2010

Hellbound Haiti

Most Americans are too lost in the daily struggle to survive the gauntlet of bills and family needs to care about the rest of the world, however the famed churchman Pat Robertson took time out of his busy schedule to theorize that the devastation visited on Haiti was God’s revenge on that troubled isle’s pact […]

YOU SEND ME – Sam Cooke

Network TV is on the verge of obsolescence. Too many commercials. Shit programming. My new apartment came with a TV. I exiled it to the closet, although PBS sometimes has shows of interest like tonight’s documentary of the 60s’ smoothest voice, Sam Cooke. I knew that Sam Cooke had died young in 1964. At the […]

My Team Sucks

I never played organized football. My backyard was the playing field for my most important games. Rules were optional. There was no padding. Conditions were cold New Englandesque. My cousin Russell came closest to being a star. As a freshman he ran back a punt for a touchdown against my Alma mater Boston College. After […]

Trains From Hell

Many Americans thought that the fall of the Berlin wall meant the collapse of communism, however the Marxist government of China continues to thrive by exporting shiploads of shit that American consumers need to feel good ie TVs, cheap clothing, and just about everything else in the malls. The extraction of wealth has led to […]

No Red Lights – No Worries

California has a budget deficit of billions. The federal government has no intention of bailing out the failing economy of the nation’s largest state, so Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has been seeking alternative methods to save and make money. Earlier in the week he proposed cutting the prison population along with privatizing the penal institutions. State […]