Monthly Archives: January 2010

The Gay Minions of Ming

January 16, 2010 – 6:50 pm

The one-child law has created a 100-million male surplus in China and the cute little emperors are becoming men without women. The communist cadres routinely censor porno websites to prevent the loss of the nation’s male virility and this week the government closed down a low-profile Mr. Gay China contest in Beijing. While no longer […]

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Faithful to my Wife

January 15, 2010 – 8:53 am

Two nights ago I was sitting in Frank’s with Aodren. The French ad producer and I were drinking Stellas and watching the Celtics. He asked if I had any girlfriends in New York. “None.” “None?” The twenty-five year-old knew of my reputation as a pussy hound from the ex-model of Paris. “I’m faithful to my […]

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The Price of Silence

January 15, 2010 – 8:40 am

Gold is at an all-time high. The US dollar is shrinking against every currency in the world. President Obama’s poll numbers are falling from his post-election heights. Two wars, the health care battles, a battered economy, and his negro heritage are shaking the confidence of swing voters in his ability to lead us through the […]

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Brooklyn Tony ON GETTING OLDER

January 15, 2010 – 7:57 am

Brooklyn Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.” Brooklyn Tony replied, “You […]

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Rudy’s # 1

January 14, 2010 – 9:35 pm

The UK’s Telegraph has picked Rudy Giuliani as America’s # 1 conservative celebrating the NYC mayor’s statement that no terrorist attack occurred during the 2-term tenure of GW Bush. Left-wing commie pundits were quick to remind the bald presidential hopeful of 9/11. These pinko talking heads expressed their surprise that the GOP hitman forgot the […]

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