Monthly Archives: August 2009

SailVan on the Gowanus

Macro-Sea Pools Presents: Sunset Scavenger, The Last Free Ride, and Others by Bill Daniel Film tramp Bill Daniel (maker of the rail graffiti cult documentary film Who is Bozo Texino? and punk photographer extraordinaire) will be rolling into town to present a video screening on the Sailvan—a van rigged with two full sails that is […]

Macho Man Putin

Pattaya Thailand is packed with fitness buffs beefing up their muscles. Many of these foreigners devote hours at the gym to reanimate forgotten muscles. Others short-cut the demanding regime by shooting up steroids. Rippling musculature within weeks and a smaller penis too. They combat penile dysfunction with ingestions of Viagra and snort ketamine to calm […]

Beermas at the White House

The Media had its diapers twisted by the uproar over the arrest of a Harvard professor in his own home by a Cambridge police officer. President Obama entered the fray by calling the incident ‘stupid’. His off-the-cuff comment racketed up the GOP attack dogs at a time when the White House is promoting legislation on […]

Beijing Beermas

Beijing Airport is enormous. The thousands of travelers passing through the terminals are dwarfed by the expanse. 30-meter windows offer a wide vista of the runways. Beijing International may be busy, but the scale of this airport shrinks everything into antlike proportions. I’m here on a six-hour layover from Bangkok. My destination – JFK in […]

HIGH SCHOOL 1959 vs. 2009

Scenario 1: Joe goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack. 1959 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Joe’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Joe. 2009 – School goes into lock down, F BI called, […]