Silvio Berlusconi has threatened to sue Spain’s El Pais for publishing several photos showing the Italian prime minister naked with young women. naked party photographs. A scandal of this magnitude would result in resignation of office in the USA. Mr. Berlusconi took the high moral ground and declared the photos an invasion of privacy, especially since they were taken during the stay of the Czech prime minister.
“Do you take a shower dressed? These girls were bathing in a whirlpool bath inside a private home, and they were assaulted in a scandalous way. Do you take a shower in a jacket and tie? These are people bathing in a jacuzzi inside a private house meant for guests.”
The 72 year-old leader’s protestations fell on deaf ears, since he was sporting a raging erection on one shot. He was not wearing a condom either, then again you don’t wear a raincoat in a shower. His critics accused the septuagenarian of not acting his age. Only weeks before he had been tied to a youthful lingerie model, who calls him ‘Papi’. Italian men were more forgiving. The 18 year-old was cute and no Monica Lewinsky, plus the leader says that they are just friends.
Bill Clinton said the same thing until the media heard about a semen-stained dress.
Guilty, but he survived and so will the wily Italian.
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