For decades Americans have been concerned about a missile attack from a hostile country. Mushroom clouds rising over Topeka, Kansas. Our people annihilated by a first strike from the USSR, Red China, or France. These attacks never occurred throughout the Cold War, but the fear never faded from our consciousness either. In recent years GW Bush spoke of the specter of the Axis of Evil; Iran, North Korea, and Iraq. These rogue nations cast a shadow on the peace and prosperity of the USA. Citing Weapons of Mass Destruction he convinced the nation to back the invasion of Iraq. Our military overthrew the Saddam regime. Our inspectors discovered the absolute absence of WMDs. Iran was embargoed for pursuing nuclear research. Our diplomatic efforts to isolate the Islamic republic failed without exception, however Iran’s missiles haven’t the range to reach Topeka or even Euro-Disney. North Korea on the other hand can strike the Aleutian island of Attu. Population 20. People might think now is a new day for peace around the world, however the USA must remain vigilant against any threat and none poses a greater risk to our safety than the rocketeers of Thailand.
These seemingly playful missilemen might cloak their scientific acumen with a smile, but the CIA will not relent in the hunt for insane terrorists.
Thailand.
We are not fooled by your hankypanky.
We have our eyes and ears on you.