Monthly Archives: October 2008

RUN RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

ANOTHER SAD LETTER this one thanks to www.teakdoor.com OK, I met a seemingly nice half-Chinese half-Thai girl about a year and a half ago. We were friends for a month or so and then we started dating. All was good for the first 6-8 months but then she got lazy and stopped studying and started […]

I was wrong. 9500 Is Not The Low.

On Sept. 26, 2008 I predicted the Dow Jones would freefall to 9500. The market resisted the inescapable tug of gravity for two weeks, then opened this Monday with the grim desperation of a 1929 banker standing on the window sill. “Sell, sell, sell.” The Dow Jones dropped over 700 points today to sink below […]

Searching for Alan Platt

Alan Platt is seeking Rosie Applecheeks nee Debbie Kaplan. Please leave an email address so he can contact you.

UK Slumming for USA

The USA has decided to move out of its UK embassy in Grosvenor Square supposedly to protect the diplomatic staff from a possible al-Qaida bombing and the present American ambassador to Britain has stated that the present grounds will go on the market “almost immediately.” The move to the industrial squalor south of the Thames […]

God Sluts

My favorite album cover of all time was BLIND FAITH’s first LP released in 1969. The band had their cover artist search for a girl who would symbolize life. He saw her on the tube. She was wearing a school uniform, plaid skirt, blue blazer, white socks and ball point pen drawings on her hands. […]