Monthly Archives: September 2008

The Great Disappointment

The USA has denied Israel the use of certain weapons useful for their proposed attack on Iran. The Pentagon rationalizes that so-called bunker-busters could lead to a greater conflict along with permission for Israeli airplanes to cross Iraqi airspace along with re-fuleing privileges from USAF tankers. GW Bush is extremely upset with this decision for […]

The Ikeman Cometh

Hurricane Ike Turner refused to visit his wrath on Tina Turner’s hometown of Nutbrush Tennessee only to aim directly at the coastline of East Texas, despite the Lone Star State never having done a thing to the rock legend. He was one mean man. “I’m not gonna try to defend, or undo what’s been done. […]

3am Call

Pamela Anderson screwed the bejesus out of Tommy Lee Jones. The ex-BAYWATCH actress is no Marilyn Monroe, however I appreciate her honesty, when she commented on Sara Palin by saying the following. “I can’t stand her. She can suck it!” Personally I’d rather call Pamela Anderson at 3am that the GOP VP MILF, although Sara […]

Big Nose Seals the Deal

Samak or Loong Muck sees doomed as prime minister of Thailand. The PAD demonstrators have locked him out of his offices. The courts are seeking his ouster for cooking for money on TV. Tourism is down 20-30%. Bar girls are questioning where are the farangs. Foreign press are saying it’s just a matter of time. […]

Reading At Happy Ending

Friends, fiends, and comrades. Mr. Beller’s neighborhood’s online literary publication has been kind enough to invite me to read along with several of their talented writers at the Happy Ending Lounge on 9/11 @ 8:00 pm This will be my first NYC reading since I went into exile in Thailand five years ago. Happy Ending […]