Monthly Archives: September 2008

BILL GATES richest man in America

September 18, 2008 – 8:01 am

The stock market continues to crash through the flimsy safety nets of the Federal Reserve. I predict a 9500 bottom, although at this point no one is sure how low is low and even the filthy rich have been suffering as their fortunes are down-sized by stock devaluations beyond their control however Mr. Bill Gates […]

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MAYBE TOMORROW Chapter 4 by Peter Nolan Smith

September 18, 2008 – 7:40 am

Thirty-one shopping days remained until Christmas, yet not a single wreath adorned the entrance of the porno shops, strip clubs, or X-rated theaters above 42nd Street and any Santa Claus, real or fake, steered clear of Times Square, where hapless victims were robbed, cheated, murdered or worse without any interference from the Law, for the […]

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Hurricane Ike Bitch Slaps Texas

September 16, 2008 – 10:27 am

Nature is creating new beachfront property and getting rid of bad mortgage debt at the same time. AIG is bailing out in front of hurricane losses and the US government pumps more money into Wall Street like a crack dealer feeding rocks to a crack whore. “The economy is sound.” I think McCain needs a […]

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World War 4

September 16, 2008 – 10:14 am

The Pentagon has reversed its decision on the sale of bunker-busters to Israel. The White House must have exerted a little pressure on the nay-sayers who feel that this move might exacerbate the situation in the Gulf. Despite this news the price of oil fell $5. This decrease has nothing to do with speculation. ps […]

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God Guns and Lipstick

September 15, 2008 – 7:47 pm

William Kristol writes in the New York Times today that femisist professors must be plotzing becasue of the uptick in GOP popularity thanks to the moose lady from Alaska. Burn your bras has been abandoned to pick up the womanly cries of ‘god guns and lipstick’. Almost reminescent of the old Aryan tiad of ‘kinder-kuche-kirche […]

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