Monthly Archives: September 2008

Gun Packing Bikini Killer

click on photo to enlarge Should she be VP instead of Sara Palin? One more question; what the hell are they shooting at in a swimming pool?

Moose Hunting at Dawn

The GOP introduced their VP selection to the nation. Republican voters loved her challenge to the Barack Obama phenomena. Men everywhere are searching the internet for phony VP porno of the potential next-in-line to the White House. Can she take the 3am phone call? From what I understand the Alaska governor used to go moose […]

Sara Palin’s Banned Books

Bloggers around the world including myself published a list of books that Sara Palin attempted to ban as mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. The list is a fake. I admit it my prejudice against Jesus freaks tainted my POV. I still think some of these works should be burned, but not by Sara Palin. SOME BOOKS […]

GOP VP MILF

Sarah Palin took center stage in American politics last evening in St. Paul. The previously unknown governor of Alaska was greeted by the 98% white-67% white male audience with the wild enthusiasm of a Viagra-sodden mob at the MISS MILF AMERICA pageant. The stadium shone with the glow from the dazzled eyes of a partisan […]

Samak Stays for the Duration

“I’m sorry to my opponents that I did not resign as expected.” PM Samak disappointed his opposition by announcing his non-resignation. “How could I resign? I cannot resign. I will not dissolve the House. A country without rule of law is not workable. It will be a Barbarian state I will stay on to protect […]