Monthly Archives: August 2008

Thai UFO

August 22, 2008 – 8:06 am

Witnesses on Koh Tao reported a UFO streaking across the night sky. The mysterious celestial visitor vanished with a white flash to the northeast. No seismic waves reached the island and it is supposed that the object was a meteor disintegrating in the stratosphere. None of them party-goers at the full moon celebration on Koh […]

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Obama’s Pissed

August 20, 2008 – 1:21 pm

Barack Obama is pissed at the Old Dude. “He can talk all he wants about Britney (Spears) and Paris (Hilton), but I don’t have time for that mess.” The Senator from Illinois told the Veterans of Foreign Wars convention in Orlando, Fla. “Let me be clear: I will let no one question my love of […]

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America loves the Old Dude

August 20, 2008 – 1:18 pm

The Old Dude from Arizona has enjoyed a sharp rise in the polls during the dog days of August, proving the sun doesn’t shine on the same butt all the time. 46% of Americans likely to vote considered John McCain as stronger leader for the next four years according to a Reuters/Zogby poll. “Drill now.” […]

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The Road to Hong Kong

August 20, 2008 – 1:15 pm

Gary Glitter left the limbo of statelessness after Thai authorities permitted him to board a Hong Kong flight after his refusing to return to his native England. The British police officer accompanying Glitter didn’t have the cash to buy an onward flight. The Home Office has confirmed Glitter was issued with a new British passport […]

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Gary Glitter Thai Persona Non Grata # 1

August 20, 2008 – 1:06 pm

Non-Vatican Paedophile # 1 Gary Glitter at Suvarnabhumi International Airport after a short flight from Vietnam. The rock star’s onward flight to London left without him after he complained about angina to the airport staff. “We don’t want someone with a bad record staying in our country. We are ready to deport him, and are […]

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