Monthly Archives: August 2008

Heir Apparent for Hair Perfect

Senator John Edwards seemingly annihilated his future political future with the Enquierer’s disclosure of his love child with the other woman. I cannot throw any stones. I am a bigamist myself. Congratulations to the happy couple

men in training

Paris Hilton’s McCain Ad Banned

McCain’s Low Road campaign took a little heat from his mom, who demurred that linking Obama to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears was ‘a little stupid’. The ad was pulled by the GOP campaign, however Paris Hilton has evtered the fray to basically announce her candidacy for the presidency. “I guess I am running for […]

McCain offers his Wife to Bikers

Sturgis North Dakota hosted its annual Harley round-up with nearly a half-million bikers descending on the town of 5000. One visitor came without a bike. John McCain. The Arizona Senator entered into the spirit of Bikestock by offering to enter his wife in the Miss Buffalo Chip go-go dancing contest prior to a concert by […]

GW Bush’s Bon Voyage to Bangkok

The US president swung through Thailand for a 2-day visit to his loyal ally in the War on Terror. GW Bush mentioned his heartfelt thanks for the secret rendition prisons in Thailand. “There is a price for freedom even if that price is freedom.” The Thai translator told Samak. Before leaving for China GW Bush […]