Monthly Archives: August 2008

2008 Presidential Drag Race

The weekend Gallup Poll had Obama and John McCain even. A drag race between the two candidates would be more entertaining than a debate. Obama’s Chrysler 300 340HP versus McCain’s Cadillac CTS 256HP. They both get the same shitty mileage. Check out the Steve McQueen movie ON EVERY SUNDAY For a related article click on […]

We’re all Georgians

John McCain is a man of strong beliefs. He is extremely pro-marijuana criminalization, even for medicinal use. “I do not approve of the medical use of marijuana, I never have and I never will.” He has claimed to have never smoked the weed, but he did have a vodka drinking contest with Hillary Clinton on […]

Obama Chows Down Hawaii-style

John McCain has been basking in the media klieg lights for the past week, while his younger opponent vacations in his native Hawaii. “We are all Georgians.” Senator McCain proclaimed his support for the beleaguered Trans-Caucasus republic with a paraphrase of JFK’s famous line at the Berlin Wall. “Ich bin ein Berliner.” Senator McCain wisely […]

The N-Word versus the O-Word

VERSUS

Savage America

Painting by LK Townsend click to enlarge