Monthly Archives: June 2008

Blonde on Blonde

Daring Airport Robbery at Cobra Swamp

Two gunman stuck a blow against the international banking system fucking over the masses with a daring daylight raid at the Savarnabhummi bank. They wore black jackets marked POLICE and forced the single female employee to open the safe. She resisted until one thief smacked her face and then it was open SESAME, unfortunately they […]

Thai CIA Detention Farms

18 months after the 9/11 attacks a farmer responded to the $25 million bounty of the supposed 9/11 mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed and pointed a finger to where the fugitive was hidden. The informer was cashed up by the CIA and given a new identity as a Thai lady boy and the al-Qaeda killer was […]

George Carlin RIP Seven Dirty Words

The following is a verbatim transcript of “Filthy Words” (the George Carlin monologue at issue in the Supreme Court case of FCC v. Pacifica Foundation) prepared by the Federal Communications Commission: Aruba-du, ruba-tu, ruba-tu. I was thinking about the curse words and the swear words, the cuss words and the words that you can’t say, […]

Thailand #1 Tourist Destination for Swedes

For the 6th year in a row Thailand has been awarded the WORLD’S BEST TOURIST COUNTRY by a Swedish Travel group. Unbelievably Thai Airways has been ranked the second best airline after Singapore Airlines. The other top destinations are listed below. Thailand for the beaches, food, cheap hotels, beer, and go-go bars. Australia for the […]