Monthly Archives: June 2008

OLIVER BOOTH by David Desmond

I’m not sure it’s good to write reviews after drinking two beers. Heineken 16 oz. Not much else to do in the full heat of a broiling Palm Beach afternoon, except drink and porno surf. OLIVER BOOTH on Lingua Strada is a 2nd self-published novel by the nephew of Donald Trump. Most vanity press publications […]

Dos and Don’t for Beijing Olympics

Pattaya’s a great town for freedom of the human spirit. You can do almost anything you want without incurring the attention of the police as long as you misbehave in a discreet manner. Example; I came out of my cul-de-sac onto Soi Bongkot. It was a little past dawn. A mini-van was stopped on the […]

To Die In Pattaya

The day after Christmas 1977 was cold. Typical weather for the Lower East Side and I wished I had worn a sweater under my leather jacket, as I walked from St. Mark’s Place to the Bowery. Most everything was closed for the holiday. Not CBGBs. The Dead Boys were playing for the orphans of New […]

Elect The N-Word

Jamie Parker called from Pattaya last night. I was already in bed. He was getting up from a night of drinking. There’s a twelve hour difference between Palm Beach and there. He’s already in the future. “How goes the hunt for a 90-year-old heiress?” Jamie dreams of my marriage to an wealthy dowager with three […]

Beer Bless England

The English like to drink. Beer courses in their veins in the general direction of Mayhem Station and London Transit decided this year to ban alcohol on the Tube. Yesterday was the last day of Beermas and thousands of the faithful celebrated the end of underground drinking with an impromptu party. Six stations were closed […]