Monthly Archives: June 2008

Cross Examinations

These are from a book called Disorder in American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. __________________________________________________________

Our Lady Of Palm Beach

I went for a swim this afternoon.   Normally no one is on the beach next to Donald Trump’s estate. Today an older woman was sitting on a blanket. Her empire of plastic bags attested to a lack of property. I said hello. She said nothing, as if she feared I would call the police. […]

Email response from Jocko Weyland

Sitting in the office overlooking Donald the Trump’s backyard. I almost spun X on the outside speakers, except the Blonde Sweep-over is far up north as Palm Beach is entering the off-season, when the exclusive barrier island is dominated by south-of-the-border migrant workers and ne’er-do-wells like myself. The competition for flim flam is tough, so […]

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