Monthly Archives: June 2008

BANGKOK 8 by John Burdett

BANGKOK 8 like its follow-up BANGKOK TATTOO is a step away from the typical farang novels about betrayal from a sex tourist in love with a go-go girl. As previously stated the author John Burdett has a better insight into Thai life than those tales of woe from broken hearted drifters or even that of […]

Thai Wife on the BBC

For every sad story about farang/Thai marriages, there’s a happy ending about which you never hear. Check out this offerings from LITTLE BRITAIN. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpWw8KSzSFs&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX58bjwIbiQ&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba2NqGNeUoo&feature=related Little Ting Tong from Thailand will warm your heart.

2 Million Baht Lunch Pail Owner no longer MIA

When I first traveled to the Orient, my friends asked, “Aren’t you scared of thieves?” “No, because if anyone wants something from me, then all they have to do is wait for me to forget it.” And basically no one ever really stole from me in Thailand. I left a camera at a restaurant. They […]

Thai Language Lessons

I learned Thai from my various girlfriends using an old colonial technique known as the ‘sleeping dictionary’ or suea non gin poot-ha-na-noo-grom approach. I read 3-4 words a day from the regular dictionary to increase my vocabulary. The only problem was my Boston accent, so I sometimes confuse Thais with my speaking their language. My […]

Cross Examinations

These are from a book called Disorder in American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. __________________________________________________________