The president has departed America for his final tour of Europe. First stop Germany to discuss Iran with Madame Merkel. No protests are scheduled for the out-going leader. Even demonstrators have tired of his face and GW Bush complained to the Media that he has been mislabeled a war-monger.
“Hey, I’m a lover not a fighter. Just ask my wife.” GW confessed in the UK Times newspaper. He scolded Europe for not realizing the danger Iran’s nuclear ambitions pose to the world, especially Israel, which the Iranian president has predicted will not survive the 21st Century. “He’s the danger to world peace. Not me.”
Saber-rattling aside some pundits are worried that the President might carry out pre-emptive bombing strikes on Iran’s atomic facilities to insure security in the region might be a subtefuge to seize power for a 3rd term.
“Are you crazy? What man wants to be president for 12 years? roosevelt ended up a cripple after two terms.” The president shook his head vigorously in denial. “Plus serving a 3rd term would be anti-constitutional to the American way of life. I couldn’t do it to the American people, but I’m telling Iran to watch its ass. I’m serious about it not being a nucleah power.”
Politicians in Israel applauded GW’s tough stance.
“We have a friend in the White House. Not like the Schwarzer.” A Likud spokesperson stated at the Wailing Wall. “Not that I have anything against Schwarzers, some of our best Israelis are Schwarzers and I’m not not talking about the Arabs either.”
Miss Merkel backed the idea of hardening sanctions against Iran on German coo-coo clocks. “It will be a sacrifice for Bavarian clockmakers, however we still have a lot of guilt about the Holocaust, which may or may not have happened as written in the history books.”
“What holocaust?” GW Bush asked before an aide explained about the massacre of 5 Jews during WWII. The president nodded and said, “My grand-daddy always said those Nazis were good for business, but this Holocaust thing was bad business.”
GW Bush bid adios to President Merkel with these memorable words.
“For those people who thought I didn’t like asparagus, I can tell them I like ’em fine. Just they make my pee smell funny.”
Nicht Wiedersehen, arseloch!
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