Monthly Archives: April 2008

Anchors Ahoy for Ka-toeys

The Pentagon during the Clinton Regime adopted a ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ policy on gays in the military. Homosexuals have avoided the Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Force at a time when the USA needs every gay and lesbians willing to serve against the Islamic fascist cabal. Thailand is much more open-minded about sex in […]

Seven Deadly Sins go to 14

Several years ago Nick and I tried to list the 7 Deadly Sins while sitting at the Buffalo Bar. I named gluttony, envy, and wrath. Nick nailed sloth and lust. We struggled for the final two and finally picked pride and greed. I was guilty of sloth and lust, though never at the same time, […]

Chinese Kung-Fu Thugs protect Olympic Torch from Shame

Every step of the way for the Olympic torch becomes increasingly more difficult, as world outrage against Chinese occupation of Tibet galvanizes into street demonstrations and near-violence confrontations with the flying vee of Chinese security men in those cute blue training outfits aka ‘the flame protection squad’. The ‘Harmonious Journey’ ran into immediate resistance in […]

Virus Alert

Microsoft and Norton have issued a warning to hotmail and yahoo users that if you receive an email titled ‘MAILSERVER REPORT do not open this, as it’s a deadly computer virus, which will flash a message. “It’s too late now. Your life is no longer beautiful.” after which you will lose everything on your computer […]

Thai Cops a la Mode

Thai people regard a person’s dress as a sign of respect or disrespect. Backpackers earn their ire for sloppy attire and beer louts also score low with their wife-beater tee-shirts, however this sartorial appreciation extends to fellow Thais and now 10th Sub-Division commissioned officers will be required to smarten up their police uniforms with a […]