Monthly Archives: March 2008

Thai Go Go dancing safety lessons

March 22, 2008 – 9:16 pm

My cousin Sharon Mitchell performed exotic dances around the world. Her skill with a firepole was legendary and a smile grace her face through every routine before a devoted audience smitten with a drool factor of 10. Sharon was their goddess, but even goddesses feel pain. No one saw her grimace upon getting backstage or […]

By Peter | Posted in Beauty, Nightlife, Pattaya | Comments (0)

Air Control Atlanta

March 21, 2008 – 10:33 pm

Atlanta ATC: “Tower to Saudi Air 511 — You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R Saudi Air: “Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R – Allah be Praised.” Atlanta ATC: “Tower to Iran Air 711 –You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.” Iran Air: “Thank you […]

By Peter | Posted in Humor | Comments (0)

50 months 3000 Dead Yala 2008

March 20, 2008 – 11:07 pm

The killings of Thai soldiers, Muslim separatists, and a Buddhist monk pushed the death toll in Southern Thailand over 3000 since January, 2004. The present government is holding emergency meetings to figure out a strategy to combat the violence, however Interior Minister Chalerm has admitted he hasn’t a clue as to solve the insurgency, which […]

By Peter | Posted in War | Comments (0)

Robot Dog Arf Arf

March 20, 2008 – 10:26 pm

Here’s a link to youtubes for a video showing the test of a robot dog. http://gizmodo.com/368651/new-video-of-bigdog-quadruped-robot-is-so-stunning-its-spooky Robodog runs, fetches, and acts stupid without any slobbering or pooping or tearing up your favorite shoes. The Pentagon will probably teach him all sorts of cyber-nasty tricks and who knows what vicious ticks they will develop to make life […]

By Peter | Posted in Beast, Internet | Comments (0)

Paris Hilton in Pattaya

March 20, 2008 – 9:38 pm

The spam sent to my website seems mostly dedicated to baldness cures, cheap viagra and sex videos. The latter is dominated by Paris Hilton XXX movies. I suppose that her popularity stems from being a wayward heiress rather than her fashion model beauty. Almost like Cinderella in reverse, but I was surprised this week by […]

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