A B-52 with 6 atomic bombs on its wings flew from Minot South Dakota to Barksdale AFB Louisiana, which is a staging ground for Middle East operations. The Pentagon said it was a mistake. As the world’s leading failurologist I know mistakes and this was no fuck-up. Someone had told the ground crew to arm the strategic bomber with ACMs or Advanced Cruise Missiles.
Bloggers on www.groupnewsblog.net were accusing the Bush Administration of preparing for a pre-emptive strike on Iran or saber-rattling against Putin, however the more chilling possibility is that the Bush-Cheney camp is planning to nuke the USA in order to seize control of America to speed up the Second Coming of Christ.
No, I haven’t been doing crack.
Only because I’m on antibiotics after my motorcycle accident.
This Dr. Strangelove scenario is only plausible if you understand that Bush-Cheney have no intention of standing down after the 2008 election. Four more years. The Idiot Part 3.
“But bomb the USA?” Disbelief.
What would be a good target?
Boston has too many neo-cons’ kids in Harvard although none are smart enough to get into MIT.
9/11 exempts NYC.
No one would miss LA.
New Orleans has already been swamped by Katrina.
Detroit?
Nobody would miss the Motor City, the Detroit Lions or Windsor, which might survive, since the Pentagon only drops nukes with precision.
For when you’re down in the polls, go to what works and blame Al-Quada. Osama says he’s coming after America and must be serious, as his most recent photo reveals he’s using Grecian Formula on his beard to appeal to the youth martyrs. In his newest video the $50 million man shows his humanity by saying, “I invite you to embrace Islam.”
While the four wives on this world and the 77 virgin whores in the after-life might sound good, my love of bacon overwhelms his offer and I caution him that in atomic bombs like horseshoes near-misses count. Not that anyone in the USAF can tell the difference on a map between Iraq and Iran or that one-bomb country, Israel.
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