Music sucks in Pattaya. Old farangs sing to HOTEL CALIFORNIA and bar girls dance to boy band love ballads, while Thai bands play dinosaur rock for drunken tourists.
Nothing wrong with a bad reprise of SMOKE ON THE WATER, except I oncelived in nightclubs and bars in which music meant more than a tune you can sing while drinking beer with your mates, hoping the Viagra will work with your new missus. Pattaya certainly doesn’t have a bar close to Max’s Kansas City, where you could see the Jam, MC5, or Iggy. Not even close.
None of the geezers here care because most Pattaya farangs are too low-class only listened to what was playing on their car radio. Muzak for 9-to-5 existences and none of them ever heard Serge Gainsbourg’s HISTOIRE DE MELODIE NELSEN.
And that’s too bad, because this 26-minute masterpiece set a highwater mark in 1971. Forget the French lyrics. They are sexy. Forget Jane Birkin’s breathy interpretation. Her daughter was sexier. LEMON INCEST. Dig the guitar and bass. The two musicians weld a groove unattainable in this modern world on pre-packaged CDs. Serge tells his tale of Lolita sans the fear of moral outrage. This concept album wipes the floor with the Beatles’ SARGENT PEPPER.
they were no longer a band, but they must have spun this record and said, “We fucked up.”
Horrible to know you will never write anything as good as HISTOIRE OF MELOLDIE NELSEN.
Worse is to copy the LP like Beck.
No talent plagiarist.
Because he’s no Jean-Claude Vannier, who arranged the 33 rpm disc or Serge, who was the ugliest man in Christendom, yet ended up with Jane Birkin as his sex slave. The two of them might have Jimmie Page to play lead guitar. That’s the rumor, but the riff sound nothing like his solos with Led Zeppelin or the Yardbirds. Understated and raw.
Leaves you asking for more.
And you only get 26 minutes of 15 year-old girls on bicycles, Rolls-Royce, defloweration and a dirge about Melodie dying in a plane crash.
Not 9/11.
Genius and I advise anyone with any musical taste to pick up this chef d’ouvres.
‘une poupée qui perd l’équilibre, la jupe retroussée sur ses pantalons blancs… (A doll who lost her balance, her skirt pushed up over her white leggings) isn’t getting any radio play in America.
Not this year.
But I got it on right now
Midnight. Gin-tonic. Dark outside.
Melodie Nelson.
N’est pas?
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