The Bangkok Post reported several villages in the Chao Phyra Delta have lost considerable real estate to the rising water of Gulf of Siam. Bangkok like New Orleans is actually under sea level. The predictions of Global Warming alarmists condemn the City of Angels to a watery grave. It will not be the only Atlantis. New York, Miami, London, Rio, Hong Kong, Shanghai, and Provincetown will slip under the waters, if the dire forecasts of Greenland’s melting ice cap come to pass.

Not all people believe in Global Warming.

Especially the White House and GOP led by their Nature Boy, James Inhofe.

The Okie senator announced to the Senate, “The international strategy against carbon emissions it is a direct threat America’s way of life.  If we cannot fly to remote locations, and if few automobiles are capable of pulling boats, jet skies, and campers, and if RVs become a thing of the past as environmentalists would like, then minor climate fluctuations will have little impact on recreation because Americans will not have the means to recreate.”

No RVs, SUVs, drag racing, NASCAR, Super Bowls, or Indy 500s.

An end to America as we know it today is what he portends for the future.

Only there were no SUVs 20 years ago, RVs didn’t clog the roads of Yellowstone 50 years ago, and the Super Bowl is usually boring, unless your team wins. 

So these are luxuries, but not to James Inhofe or the White House, which strongly disagreed with the German’s stance on the cutting carbon emissions at the latest G8 summit in favor of technological advances to fuel the USA’s expanding economic flab. Greenpeace has deemed the US position as ‘criminal’, then again they aren’t elected to anything and run no country.

James Inhofe further states, “The fact that climate fluctuates – changes – is nothing new, and should not be feared. It has always changed, and unless the processes of the planet suddenly stopped, it always will.”

Now you might wonder about the senator’s scientific credentials.

He graduated from Tulsa University back in the Stone Age. BA degree.

Same as me from BC.

His one business venture went bankrupt.

So did my pot business.

He was elected mayor of Tulsa, Congressman, and then Senator.

Mr. Inhofe has me beat there, especially since he served as the Senate chairman for the environment during the early GW Bush years. The Bible is his main source of information.

Mine are porno sites.

Goes to say that Senator Inhofe truly believes whatever he says, while I think maybe Global Warming might lead to a catastrophe on the level of the Posideon Adventure. Being from Tulsa he wouldn’t mind, because it is a world-class sea port thanks to the deep channel from Texas.

The world upside down.

Mint from Soi 6 was asking me the other day,” How come when you stand on the bottom of the world you don’t fall off?’

My explanation about gravity didn’t sink into her skull.

She claimed to belong to the Flat Earth Theory.

And who’s to say she’s wrong?

Or James Inhofe?

Not me.

Then again Mint isn’t spouting off anything about global warming.

Thanks the stars for that.

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