Rain reigns #1 for Time Magazine 100

The readership of Time magazine have voted Rain, the Korean Pop Star with the nickname ‘Puppy’ more than anyone else although his rating only ends up as 79th. The top vote getter known as Bi in his native language listed collecting shoes as his favorite hobby marking his most influential person as Imelda Marcos.

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Scoring the silver medal in votes was Stephen Colbert from the Bill O’Reilly mimic from THE COLBERT REPORT. This award comes mostly for his brilliant appearance at the 2006 White House Correspondents’ Association dinner, where the comic relentlessly savaged GW Bush with all the freedom of ridicule afforded a French person. Any American doing so is a traitor.

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The bronze winner was a bizarre choice.

Sanjaya Malakar.

Hint to non-Americans.

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He’s not involved with the Taliban, but the worst perpetrator of aural violence in the world.

TV where no one bleeds.

This low-level talent was catapulted into the stratosphere of AMERICAN IDOL thanks to the sabotage tactics of Howard Stern’s votefortheworst.com campaign. Thankfully I can’t get AMERICAN IDOL so my memory banks on this person are nearly blank, except for seeing a photo of his ET mohawk coif.

I have no idea who are Dane Cook #4 and Sidney Crosby #5.

Complete void.

My guess would be a TV actor and son of Bill Cosby who dropped the ‘r’ to make it on his own.

The King of Thailand reaped over 300,000 votes.

GW Bush wallowed at 98 with 27,000.

He didn’t even make it into the Top 100 influential people.

Mostly because The president is Dick Cheney’s poodle.

Fox News Opinionator Sean Hannity descried as an injustice. Obviously the right-wing brown-noser figures his white-male audience should have voted more than two times for the standing president, except most of his fan base is too fat to get off the couch.

Me too.

But I watch HANNITY AND COMES for comic relief.

Paris Hilton scored the highest average ranking vote at 19.

Must be for her driving school or her strike a pose attitude in XXX videos. There’s no such thing as a bad photo op.

Kate Moss the once-waif model received the second most favorable posting at 24, but she was trailed by the Taliban’s physically challenged leader. First Mullah Omar with one eye and now Mullah Dadullah with one leg. Maybe he could get into a dance contest with Paul McCartney’s ex-wife.

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His control on Southern Afghanistan is contested by the British Army, who lost 13,000 troops in that country circa 1842.

Kate Moss is English too. Maybe she could meet with the Mullah.

Be the perfect dancing partner. Supposedly the Mullah is a big Johnny Depp fan and has all the Libertines CDs.

It’s a small world after all.

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