Osama Bin Laden’s 50th Birthday

It’s been over five years since 9/11. After one fierce firefight in Afghanistan, the CIA and Pentagon have yet to come close to capturing the supposed mastermind of the World Trade Center disaster. So where is he?

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Pakistan seems to be the choice of most intelligence groups, who had their dragnets out in force in anticipation of OBL’s birthday party. 50 years old for the most wanted man in the world. Someone has to have bought him a cake, then again could the Al-Qaida chief be hiding somewhere else?

Say like Pattaya or Palm Beach or Paris? 

Lots of Arabs here in Pattaya seeking 40 virgins and I went to the Boat Bakery yesterday to grill the counter girl.

No cake for OBL.

Paris?

After all the French are traitors to the war of terror. Could be be at Fouquet’s having a celebratory dinner in disguise?

I asked Michel, the owner of the nearest bistro to my house, and he said, “Sacre Bleu. Non possible.”

I had to take him on his word.

That left Palm Beach.

Lobster Rolls at the Breakers with a few old matrons.

They’re discreet.

Have to be when you get to 90 with billions in the bank, plus rich people hang out together not with the help. A 50 year old is mighty young to an old woman seething with Botox. 

The CIA should look inward to find OBL.

You’ll be surprised what you see.

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