Saturday Night Live held a comedic death watch for Generalissimo Franco during its first season in 1975. After Spanish dictator’s death the joke lingered and Chevy Chase would report with solemnity. ”This breaking news just in. Generalísimo Francisco Franco is still dead!”
Well, Anna Nicole Smith is still dead too.
In accordance with her wishes the starlet had finally been buried next to her son at a Bahama cemetery after succumbing to a bout of pneumonia late last month.
The former Playboy model had achieved greater notoriety for having married a 93 year-old Texas tycoon who bequeathed part of his fortune to Anna Nicole. Her family lost the legal battle to reject his last will and testament.
Hers was an American dream comes true.
Poor girl marries old geezer with only a few months to live.
She remained in the spotlight through ad campaigns and scandals; drugs, Svengalis, a baby with disputed fatherhood was lapped up by a nation weary of a long war.
“Gimme gimme I want,” cried the public like a fast food junkie exiled from Mickey Ds.
Fox News became the Anna Nicole Smith channel and even the BBC carried daily episodes of the sordid legal wranglings, proving without a doubt the venality of the Press.
Anna Nicole Smith RIP
Ya big cow.
Poor kid, we hardly knew everything about ya.
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