If Heaven Above A Go Go was operating in LA, the vice squad of the square city would close the exotic art establishment within an hour, otherwise traffic jams on the nearest freeway would extend for miles. Dancing girls, techno music, lesbian sex shows, and lounge couches for groping in a setting from CLOCKWORK ORANGE’s Milk Bar. And the girls are friendly too.
Friendly enough to do shots of tequila with you all night and never comment that you’re over 50, overweight, and drunk.
Angels really, although their flying time is only from 8pm to 2am. before and after those hours they are on their own, unless you barfine one for a more personal contact. 500-700 baht bar fine.
By the time I reach the bar I’ve safely drunk myself into monogamy, so I continue drinking with the owner, who used to run a pimp bar in East St. Louis in the 1970s. “I like to think of Heaven as a blast from the past. That club was wild. Pimps and cops and girls. So sophisticated. Heaven was the closest I could come to that place without a time machine.”
Especially with the Galaxy Suites above Heaven.
Rooms to call it a night without having to leave the premises.
Discreet.
And discreet is always a plus for anyone living here, since thai wives are renowned for cutting off their wandering husbands’ penises and feeding them to the ducks. Discretion. rule #1 in philandering.
Heaven A Go Go and Galaxy Suites are on Soi Diamond.
http://www.heavenabovepattaya.com/
http://www.galaxysuitespattaya.com/about.htm