A recent flight of russki tourists out of U-tapao Airport had to make an 
emergency landing in Karachi after the pilots discovered sevral of their tires had disintegrated during take-off.
Once safely on the ground Pakistani experts examining the plane concluded the damage came from the weight of the Russians and their luggage.
“Thank Allah this wasn’t a plane of Americans. It probably wouldn’t have gotten off the ground.”
After the tires were replaced the flight resumed to Mizhnevartovsk.
Where the heck is that?
Actually the flight was heading to Nizhnevartovsk.
The M came from a type in the Pattaya News.
Still where the hell is Nizhnevartovsk?
It the 15th busiest airport in Russia and is situated on the Ob river in Siberia. Meaning it’s nowhere, which is why the Russkis come to Pattaya. Sun fun and getting away from winter. Some people think the ex-USSR citizens are cultural slobs, but some of the girls are very sexy.
For western girls.