My family is divided between the parties; Democraps and GOP dopes.
My politics linger on the lunatic fringe as a libertarian who worships beer.
My older brother and his wife are firm anti-terror war hawks, although my brother reckons nations go to war due to a lack of sex. My sister-in-law worked for Bush the Old at the CIA. While my brother is not tall, he does resemble the ex-president and at family gatherings we rib his wife about having an affair with a George Bush lookalike.
This accusation makes her blush for she deems the elder Bush to be an honorable man. “He isn’t the type tp do that.”
My sister-in-law also supports Old Man Bush’s son without reservation. She declares Iraq is an investment without taking into consideration that 15,000 British troops in Kut surrendered to Johnny Turk during the Great War.
My younger sister can’t even mention the present prez’s name without spitting venom. I’m a little more forgiving, because like the C-inC I was a C student and draft dodger in college.
She sent me this list of bumper stickers.
IF YOU’RE NOT OUTRAGED, YOU’RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
IF YOU SUPPORTED BUSH, A YELLOW RIBBON WON’T MAKE UP FOR IT
POVERTY, HEALTH CARE, & HOMELESSNESS ARE MORAL ISSUES
OF COURSE IT HURTS. YOU’RE GETTING SCREWED BY AN ELEPHANT
BUSH LIED, AND YOU KNOW IT
RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM: A THREAT ABROAD, A THREAT AT HOME
GOD BLESS EVERYONE (No exceptions)
BUSH SPENT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY ON HIS WAR
PRO AMERICA, ANTI BUSH
WHO WOULD JESUS BOMB?
IF YOU SUPPORT BUSH’S WAR, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
SHUT UP AND SHIP OUT
FEEL SAFER NOW?
I’D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED HIS INTERN THAN ONE WHO SCREWED HIS COUNTRY
JESUS WAS A SOCIAL ACTIVIST — THAT IS A LIBERAL
IS IT 2008 YET?
DISSENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM — Thomas Jefferson
ANNOY A CONSERVATIVE: THINK FOR YOURSELF
HEY BUSH! WHERE’S BIN LADEN?
CORPORATE MEDIA = MASS MIND CONTROL
GEORGE W. BUSH: MAKING TERRORISTS FASTER THAN HE CAN KILL THEM
KEEP YOUR THEOCRACY OFF MY DEMOCRACY
DEMOCRATS ARE SEXY.
WHOEVER HEARD OF A GOOD PIECE OF ELEPHANT?
ASPIRING CANADIAN
DON’T CONFUSE DYING FOR OIL WITH FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
HONOR OUR TROOPS: DEMAND THE TRUTH
REBUILD IRAQ? WHY NOT SPEND 87 BILLION ON AMERICA?
FACT: BUSH OIL 1999 – $19 BARREL 2006 – $70 BARREL
THE LAST TIME RELIGION CONTROLLED POLITICS, PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE
I’LL GIVE UP MY CHOICE WHEN JOHN ROBERTS GETS PREGNANT
HOW ON EARTH CAN 59,411,287 PEOPLE BE SO DUMB?
SPEAK YOUR MIND EVEN IF YOUR VOICE SHAKES